Jan Jack's Laughter-House... a bit of chat

A Costa Cruise, a Cockroach, and me!

2012-01-26T01:40:00.000-08:00

I've been reading with fascination about Captain Francesco Schettino's strange behaviour in the recent Costa Concordia disaster.

It must be incredibly difficult for an experienced sea captain to fall into a lifeboat and not be able to get back out. But having had experience of Italian crew ship members aboard a Costa cruise, I can't say I'm too surprised.

Many years ago I took a trip on the Achille Lauro (which eventually caught fire and sank in 1994). It was termed a 'luxury cruise ship'; an ambitious description.

On our first day in the cabin we were joined by a plump, satisfied, cockroach. I called the steward.

"There's a cockroach in our cabin."

His use of the English language inexplicably became a little hazier.

"Cockroach? I not understand."

"Down there. Look." I pointed at the cockroach which was cheerfully waving its antennae at us

He looked. "I not see anything."

Suddenly the cockroach sprung into action and scuttled enthusiastically towards my bed.

"THAT cockroach."

"Ah." There was a pause. And then, defensively, "It's come in from outside."

I gazed out of the porthole, at the deep waters of the Mediterranean.

"It must be a good swimmer."

He waved a nonchalant hand.

"Anyway, it's lucky."

"I don't need to know it's name. Just get it out of my cabin."

He turned to me, his English getting better as he became more excited.

"It is no problem. There is no problem him being here. NO PROBLEM. It is LUCKY to have a cockroach in your cabin. Ask anyone."

I glanced at the cockroach, which had reached my bed; no doubt in the process of slipping it's pyjamas under my pillow.

The Steward turned to leave. This conversation was not going in the right direction.

"I DO NOT WANT TO SHARE THIS CABIN WITH A COCKROACH. IT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE."

The cockroach was eventually removed, with the utmost hostility from the Steward; no doubt becoming a 'lucky' mascot for some other passenger.

And I was 'persona non grata' for the rest of the cruise.

All I can say is that if I had had to face that particular Steward in a tussle for a lifeboat...my money would have been on the Steward...

Oh what fun we had

2011-05-07T11:33:00.000-07:00

It's been a funny few days. Our Laughter-House show came and went last Thursday.. the turn out was a little lower than usual - but the the atmosphere was still wonderful.

Lower turn outs (to be fair, we still had 60 punters in) are always the case when Other Distractions come along, namely Easter holidays, and the excitement of Pippa Middleton's Very Special Day.

Which reminds me, if I ever got married again (no chance of that) in a church (even less chance of that) I will be definitely be recruiting a bridesmaid with a beard, a squint, and a bottom the size of Baghdad, and definitely not someone who nearly brings an excited Twitter crashing to its knees.

This month, the run up to Laugher-House was a Bit of a Worry, beginning with a call, the day before, from compere Danny Dawes. "I'm ill" he croaked. "If you can't find someone else I'll come along. But I won't be funny."

Desparate to avoid the disaster of Danny coming along and Not Being Funny, I telephoned our second-in-command Laughter-House compere, Phil Dinsdale. But no..he was washing his hair...and my stress levels rocketed skywards as I reached for the valium.

"Can't you do it?" somebody asked me. Well I could, but I'd be about as good as a porcupine in an advanced embroidery class...

The Laughter-House audience were saved such a spectacle however, as amazingly the wonderful Jeremy O'Donnell happened to be free to help us out.

http://www.beyondcompere.com/home/profile/jeremy-odonnell

Jeremy is a superb compere, every time I've seen him I've admired the way he makes it all look so easy. He settled our audience down beautifully. We were very lucky he was available...as quite understandly he's a busy bloke.

We were also privileged to have Rich Wilson and Brendan Dempsey on the bill; two of my personal favourites and two of the nicest men in comedy.

Rich Wilson http://www.comedycv.co.uk/richwilson/index.htm is a charming comedian; always so natural, and a big hit with our audience. It's the third time Rich has done a Laughter-House gig; his anecdotes and observations are brilliant, and he remains a firm favourite both with me and the crowd.

The same can be said of Brendan Dempsey;

http://www.comedycv.co.uk/brendandempsey/index.htm

Brendan has unique charm and superb material, ranging from the country's bygone concern about healthy chickens, through to a touch of cynicism about Children in Need. It's so lovely to see my audience in tears of laughter...after all that's what it's all about.

It's great being a comedy promotor. Especially when you receive emails from customers like this

Jan,

Now that I’ve recovered from a fantastic evening on Thursday, I wanted to say that we thought the evening – again – was a blast.

We thought Simon Evans was great when he came a couple months back but this time, headliner Brendan Dempsey, was superb. The funniest guy I have ever seen. Sharp guy, great material and bang up to date issues.

Great comedy on our doorstep!

Thanks Paul...really appreciate your sentiments...and looking forward to the next show on 9 June when we have Tony Cowards and George Egg joining us.

Tickets available here www.laughter-house.co.uk

See you then.
Jan

Pictures from the comedy world

2011-04-14T03:33:00.000-07:00

What makes 20 people travel hundreds of miles to a comedy event?

The answer is I really don't know,but it happened in Basingstoke last month.

I managed to work out that about a fifth of our audience had taken quite a long journey to be with us (the furthest being from Manchester and Doncaster) which is just amazing.

Many were friends from the national networking group 4Networking. www.4networking.biz

I'm pleased to say they all thought it was worth it; their loyalty is amazing and they knock my socks off.

Many people came along because they had found me on Twitter...so who says that Twitter doesn't work?

We were privileged last week for have some pictures taken by Michael Palmer Photography. Have a look at these! www.laughter-house.vpweb.co.uk/event-photographs.html

Okay, let's forget the fact that I'm heading up the photies, and that any photo makes me look like a well fed muppet...have a good look at the others. They are, quite simply, stunning. These were taken in very poor lighting so imagine what Michael can do with good lighting and a non-muppetish subject.

You can see Michael's own take on these at www.michaelpalmer.com/comedy-photography

Ignore the glamorous lady at the top of the post. She's just there to make me jealous.

The next Laughter-House show features the fabulous Brendan Dempsey http://www.comedycv.co.uk/brendandempsey/index.htm
and is on 5th May. You can book tickets online here... www.wegottickets.com/event/111399 or obtain them from the Red Lion Hotel reception in Basingstoke...

Look forward to seeing you there.

The Sound of Silence - Naomi House Charity Auction

2011-03-26T04:23:00.000-07:00

Last night I was honoured to be compering a fundrasing auction for Naomi House Children's Hospice; a much loved local hospice, which relies very heavily on voluntary contributions.

I was compering this event with Matthew Baylis, another comedian who had kindly come along to support me, and having checked out the sound system (always sensible when performing) all seemed fine. We did however request an extra microphone which the hotel provided.

The guests filed in; the atmosphere was happy, there was a huge buzz in the room. And then it all changed. It all changed when I picked up the microphone.

As a comedian who has gigged in some very strange places, a change of atmosphere isn't a brand new experience for me, however this one was out of my control, in that my microphone had strongly objected to Matthew's.

The result was chaos, with feedback squeals emanating from every corner, and guests grimacing and stuffing their fingers in their ears, and whilst I might expect my husband to react to me, on occasion, in this way (usually at the mention of a trip to Sainsburys) I don't usually get that reaction from my audience.

We immediately ditched Matthews's microphone (which was, by now, nothing more than an ornament) and shared mine. My microphone, perhaps struggling under the weight of this extra responsibility, subsequently decided it had done quite enough work for one evening, and stopped working.

The answer (apparently) was simple. The microphone simply needed re-charging. This however proved a step too far for the venue. A couple of staff members made half hearted attempts to help, but we did notice the person responsible disappearing faster than the proverbial horse in a glue factory.

At one point, it appeared that all was lost. We were actually asked to stand in the middle of the room and call out all the auction items to the assembled throng. A surreal suggestion; this being a very, very long room with 120 guests, who had paid for, and were expecting, a professional and slick evening.

Eventually the problem was solved by one of the paying guests, who doubtless did not expect to double up as a sound engineer for the night. But speaking on behalf of Matthew and myself, we were very grateful that he did.

We can't speak on behalf of the venue of course. Let's just say it's a good thing I don't suffer from abandonment syndrome, or last night I might have sat on the floor and cried.

Fortunately, we were still able to raise much needed funds for Naomi House. But not as many as we probably would have done.

So the moral of the story? If you're booking a venue with a sound system, always ask for a back up microphone, and if it's a radio mic check that it is either fully charged or has spare batteries.

And if the venue can't promise you either of these....then don't say you haven't been warned...

Why does Judy from Clapham still send me a Christmas Card?

2010-12-28T04:31:00.001-08:00

What's your view of Christmas cards? A contributor to the downfall of forests? A canny way for the Post Office to get more money out of us? Or essential for imparting Christmas goodwill wishes?

There are of course the unbelievably flimsy ones; guaranteed to collapse in a nonchalant heap the minute someone opens a door. Believe me, the message conveyed by a card that's the quality of a sheet of Tesco's Finest Loo Paper says far more than the heart felt "Best wishes from Tim and Jane" that's invariably scrawled inside.

I'm still receiving a card from Judy of Clapham; the daughter of a family my parents met at a holiday camp in the seventies. They've obviously been interrogating my parents for my address, because I wouldn't know them if one of them landed on my head displaying a neon sign with their name on.

But I do know that the extremely spotty (and gobby) Judy ended up marrying Derek and they now have two spotty and most likely gobby heberts of their own. They also have a cat called Harrington. I'm never likely to meet them (or Harrington)and they've never received a card from me, so why do they do it?

My parents were obsessed with Christmas cards. Each year, out would come their handwritten list and each new arrival would be ticked off carefully and placed on the mantelpiece. Then, on Christmas Eve, they would spend a good couple of hours expressing their disgust over why Tony from Liverpool hadn't sent them a card; how they never liked him anyway and how he's never ever getting another Christmas card from them.

Give me strength.

Anyway,if you know me, don't worry if you didn't send me a card. I'm truly not bothered; friendship has far better ways of proving itself.

And if I didn't send YOU a card, it doesn't mean I don't like you. I just find the whole thing a bit daft.

Bah Humbug.

Comedy competitions

2010-12-19T09:44:00.001-08:00

Last night I watched the final of the FHM stand up comp, and I'm still at a loss to understand why the lovely Nathan Caton didn't win.

Out of all the contestants, it was obvious that the audience loved him the most, but then he's a particularly endearing performer with a real likeability factor. He also has very original material.

It was lovely to see three Laughter-House comedians (the two others were Liam Mullone and Andrew Watts) being showcased on the final, and I'm proud to say that our line ups for next year are continuing to get better and better.

But comedy is very subjective. One person's Couldn't Stop Laughing is often someone else's What's all he Fuss About. Personally I didn't think the person who won the FHM stand up comp was the best.

But then we can't all like the same things. Or else we'd all be in a real pickle.

Wouldn't we?

I'm off to write my Christmas Cards. A job I hate. Expect some moaning about that soon.

JJ

Feed The Children

2010-12-04T03:35:00.001-08:00

Last night I performed at a charity gig. They're not the best platform for comedy, especially when everyone has turned up for a disco.

Still, I like to think I did my bit for Feed the Children by restraining myself at the buffet and letting the stroppy 8 year old in the red jumper push his way in front of me.

And I'm still puzzling over the stats. Apparently 20% or so of kids don't eat breakfast before they leave home on the morning. So how come all these obese kids are running around? Oh, hold on. They're not.

It's a great cause and last night a lot of money was raised so it was Well Worth It.

On 3 February 2011 Laughter-House Comedy
will be playing host to many new out-of-town guests who have already purchased their tickets. Our headline act is the wonderful Simon Evans

Over one third of our tickets have already sold online - I have just added another ten but after they have gone, online tickets sales will be temporarily suspended for this event because I don't want our regulars to lose out.

However, please do buy your tickets before Christmas; available from myself (for Loyalty Members) or direct from the Red Lion Hotel in Basingstoke. It looks like we could easily sell out completely two months before the February event.

A big thank you to our much loved compere Danny Dawes. Danny is hugely popular with our customers and really adds to the Laughter-House ambience.

And final thanks go to our sound and light man - my husband Alastair - and our audience supporters and 'brand soldiers': you very special people know who you are.

Jan xxx

Ho Ho Ho

2010-12-03T04:28:00.000-08:00

Well, it's the day after Laughter-House and I'm emerging blinking into the daylight.

We've been running our comedy club for three years and despite the snow, we had a full room last night, so I think a massive group hug is in order for that achievement.

Interesting audience interaction last night from a new visitor to Laughter-House...leading me to realise that one person's concept of enjoying a live comedy night isn't necessarily everyone elses.

Throughout most of the opening act, he delivered an uninvited loud running commentary almost as annoying as it was pointless. The atmosphere changed and there was increasing tension in the room as audience members became irritated with his interactions, some telling him what they thought.

When our compere Danny Dawes invited him to cease, he was puzzled. "But that's all part of it, isn't it?"

Er...no, not exactly. The odd amusing heckle adds to live comedy. Friendly spontaneous audience interaction is a large part of the Laughter-House fun, but he was impervious to the fact that he was potentially spoiling a great night out for the rest of the audience.

Sadly, I think it spoiled his evening too, to be invited not to shout out after every line. But when he was persuaded to stop it made everyone's elses a whole lot better. Unfortuntely, our opening comedian's Laughter-House experience had been effectively disrupted.

This episode demonstrated to us that December is often a strange month for comedy; it invariably seems to attract someone, who, on the night, remains completely and blissfully unaware of the delicate path that live comedy treads.

We never want to be heavy handed with any guest, but if it's not sorted we end up feeling anxious for the rest of the audience, and the comedian affected.

Time to reflect, and to be grateful about the rarity of such behaviour at Laughter-House, and a fervent hope the person concerned will conclude that live comedy is not for them in future, at least not one of our events.

A little harsh? The heckling wasn't ill-natured, so perhaps it is. But there you are. We didn’t all make huge efforts to travel through the snow for that...

So, on to the next show Thursday 3 February with the wonderful Simon Evans...

Book tickets through www.laughter-house.co.uk
And many many thanks for supporting our comedy club. We look forward to sharing a fantastic 2011 with you all.

Jan

The snow must go on

2010-12-02T03:33:00.000-08:00

The snow must go on!

Winter snow seems to be a regular winter feature in the south these days - yet in three years Laughter-House has not lost a show.

So we sent our Christmas Elves out this morning to check on the M3 motorway traffic, the buses and taxis...and realised that by cancelling we would disappoint many people planning to come along.

So... unless conditions change dramatically for the worse this afternoon, we definitely have a loyal audience, we have comedians who want to entertain you, and the lovely Red Lion staff who are looking forward to welcoming you as usual. So come on in out of the cold for a Laughter-House warm welcome and an evening of laughter.

A number of regulars have already got in touch to say they are coming. Some people are even leaving cars at home to walk in. Dunkirk spirit! And we love it. And as a big thank you, tonight we will be doing a free draw for a bottle of bubbly - tonight we are going to make the Red Lion rock!

As a sensible precaution, we will make one final announcement on our website www.laughter-house.co.uk after 3pm to take into account any possibility of worsening conditions.

Still blown away by the Dunkirk spirit..thank you Laughter-House followers, you are stars!!!

Jan

The things we have to do

2010-09-20T03:48:00.000-07:00

Oh, the glamour of setting up a Laughter-House comedy night.

I'm sure most Women of a Certain Age don't usually spend their evenings on their hands and knees with their bottoms in the air.

Or maybe they do. But if they do, are they likely to be clutching a thick black cable in one hand and wrestling with something rubbery in the other? Well maybe that's another yes.

That's the worse part of a Laughter-House Comedy Night. The best part is of course, an evening full of people laughing their socks off.

September's show included the interactive Paul Redwood who proved very popular, with lots of reminiscing about the old days, and involving everyone in his daughter's unique version of stone, scissors, paper. A classic.

Next up, Mark Simmonds,wonderful one liners and a really comfortable presence...a real find...

And then of course Mike Gunn, who kept the audience laughing for 40 minutes and seemed to thoroughly enjoy our little club. His list of the differences between men and women will be etched in more than a few memories for a while. As someone commented, "What an absolute professional..such smooth delivery".

Look out for him on Michael MacIntyres Comedy Roadshow......

So now to get ready for the next show..posters to prepare and a newsletter to write.....and all the anticipation of my next encounter with a piece of pliant rubber...

How to make your Mum Proud

2010-09-06T05:22:00.000-07:00

So another prostitute has emerged, blinking into the daylight and shouting to the media about her liaison with a Premier League footballer.

Apparently all she wants to do is 'make her mother proud.'

So she sleeps with Wayne Rooney for a few hundred quid whilst his wife is pregnant, announces it to the world and then takes a cheeky swipe about HIS morals.

Her nickname is 'Premiership Jen'. She's boasted of sleeping with a further three Premier League footballers, and has claimed she performed a sex act on a well-known striker in a nightclub toilet before charging him £75.

Amazing isn't it. And very noble.

When I was a child, all I had to do to make my Mum proud was to avoid picking my nose in company.

Joke Theft - Cheggers Plays Innocent

2010-07-22T02:15:00.000-07:00

Question: Why did Keith Chegwin cross the road?

Answer? Probably to avoid several comedians whose gags he has tweeted to his Twitter followers, allegedly passing them off as his own.

Joke theft is currently a hot topic on the comedy circuit; the most recent furore surrounds Keith Chegwin, accused by Ed Byrne and other comedians of repeating their jokes without crediting the true authors.

The one-line comedians are suffering the most. Tim Vine, Gary Delaney and the wonderful Milton Jones all write clever, witty one-liners that are easily lifted. Some of their jokes appear on forums where members have been invited to post ‘their’ best jokes, which, of course, aren’t 'theirs' at all. As a writer/promoter myself, I immediately post a comment crediting the joke back.

There’s nothing much anyone can do about joke stealing, except personally challenge the offender, which of course is what is happening to Keith Chegwin. He’s been canny though; tweeting to his adoring followers that all he wants to do is make people happy but he is being 'bullied'.

Accordingly his followers are now up in arms defending their ‘Cheggers’, and referring to his adversaries as ‘twats’. In truth these ‘twats’ are likely to be many of the comedians who provide much of the material Keith Chegwin’s followers enjoy reading in his tweets.

Chegwin’s followers are telling Chegwin to ‘block them’ – but in truth wouldn’t that be biting the hand that feeds them?

If Keith Chegwin wishes to avoid being ‘bullied’ perhaps he should study the Twitter etiquette that dictates you should re-tweet a hilarious comment, rather than cutting and pasting it and passing it off as your own.

Then his claims to want to “make people happy” might just carry a bit more weight.

©Jan Jack 2010

Cutbacks at Social Services...a light hearted tale

2010-06-09T11:46:00.000-07:00

I used to work at Social Services, circa the early eighties.

Even in those days there were cutbacks. No computers then, oh no. Most of us had manual typewriters.

There were two secretaries with electric machines; the rest would cast envious eyes, and the lucky recipients of such machines had been known to suffer a sly jab with a knitting needle during the lunchtime visit to the staff rest room.

I was delighted to take possession of the next available electric typewriter; no matter that the M no longer worked, cutbacks were cutbacks, and it was the best I was ever going to get.

One day I was in disgrace; a not unusual situation for me. I remember my supervisor, standing in front of my desk, determinted to make a point.

"If you have time to photocopy certain of your body parts I am sure you have time to type these meeting minutes for me. IMMEDIATELY.".

She turned on her heel; leaving me to start work. I began typing frantically in a bid to find my way back into favour.

Job done, I scurried to her desk and deposited my work with a puppy dog smile.

Within thirty seconds she was back, her large shadow looming over my desk. I remember that the tip of her nose was white with anger.

"I think you'll find that my name benefits from having the M in front of it."

I looked in dismay at the typing, full of uneven spaces, and looked sorrowfully up at her face, which was still bristling with indignation.

"I'm sorry Miss Manus. Truly I am."

Oh what a night....

2010-05-23T00:51:00.000-07:00

I'm just emerging...bleary eyed from the last Laughter-House comedy show. And what a night.

Right from the start it was a fire-cracker of a night...with an audience of 80 who were well up for a laugh..they raised the roof when our Danny Dawes hit the stage....

Danny, as usual was on cracking form. How does he do it? No material and funny as heck. Bouncing off the audience, who think he's the mutt's nuts. And they're right.

So what did Thursday night throw up?

Well, we did spy one solitary lady sneakily opening a Sainsbury's carrier bag and pouring herself a Ribena on the sly..., leading the venue manager to turn a wonderful shade of Italian Tomato...

And then of course there was the Unintelligible Heckler.

Now, there are some unspoken rules about comedy nights...

1.If you are going to heckle, say something intelligent.

2. Don't arrive at a comedy club completely pickled - it makes rule number one a tad difficult to comply with.

And if you haven't managed to comply with Rules 1 & 2 above, there's another. Never ever sit at the front.

Nuff said.

Like I said. What a night!

So...we've got a break now 'cos of the footie, and then we're back on Thursday 15 July with Jim Tavare headlining, so if you want to join the buzzy, intimate atmosphere that is our Laughter-House club come along and see why it's such fun.

Tickets available online http://www.wegottickets.com/event/82635

Tickets available from the Red Lion Hotel in the next three weeks or so....

In the meantime why not follow us on Twitter at Laughterhse or check out our website at www.laughter-house.co.uk

see you soon
Jan

Another great act skids to a halt at my door...

2010-05-19T05:48:00.001-07:00

I am sitting here with a Very Large Smile on my face...

Why? Cos Laughter-House have just secured a world class headliner for our July 15 show. How the heck have we done that?

Well...it's all because of "Come Dine with Me".

Last year, I applied to be on the Basingstoke Come Dine with Me show, my signature dish being Beans sur du Pain Toaste. I ended up as first reserve. Having had the film crew in my bedroom with their hands in my knickers (I'd like to stress they were on the clothes airer at the time) I was fascinated to watch the actual programme.

It was compelling and filled with larger than life personalities - except for a particularly miserable bint called Sophie who had an abundance of (her boyfriend's) money but rather less in the way of manners.

The competition was won by Spencer Uren, who donated his prize money to Basingstoke Hospital, as his sister had recently been diagnosed with cancer. It was a shock to discover that Spencer himself was subsequently diagnosed with the disease and sadly died shortly after the programme was filmed.

Three weeks ago I performed stand up at a charity gig to raise funds for the hospital...and on the bill was a lovely comedian called Dave Thompson.

Well, we talked a bit of nonsense, I helped him straighten his wig out backstage, and he did the same for me, and our friendship was born.

Dave's an extremely experienced comedian; he's performed with Harry Hill, Ben Elton et al, and appeared in numerous adverts...and can lay claim to once being Tinky Winky, before he was sacked by the BBC for inappropriate interpretation of the character. Grin.

He knows several Very Clever People, and what's more, he knows Jim Tavare.

That's right, Jim Tavare...the three-times Royal Variety Performance Jim Tavare, favourite of Prince Charles, veteran of The Jim Tavare Show on Channel 5....and loads of other stuff too numerous to mention here. But you name it, he has done it.

And he's done it all over the world. Usually with a bass..believe me you'll know him when you see him.

Result? Dave chatted to Jim, and the wonderful Jim is coming to Laughter-House Comedy Club in July. What a coup! And of course I've booked Dave to open the night. I can't wait..I know it's going to be a great night's comedy.

Which sort of brings to mind how I met May's headline act, Cole Parker.

We met a couple of years ago at a particularly dire gig in Exeter. I was performing as Nessie Flange, and was busy changing from my short skirt and high heeled boots into a long frumpy checked skirt, flat shoes and big jacket.

He looked over and said "You looked a lot sexier before you got changed"

I hope so Cole. I sodding well hope so.

I once worked in a polling station..grin

2010-05-08T02:39:00.000-07:00

It's been a funny week..with hot air everywhere you turn.

I for one am glad election night is over.

I trolled down to the polling station to vote on Thursday night; my card clutched in my mitts.

One of the local councillors was sweating and heaving anxiously by the entrance. Even if I WAS going to vote for him I would have changed my mind at that instant. He didn't look like he'd last a week without keeling over. So little point then.

Many years ago I worked in a polling station for a day, with a daft tart who took all the rules ridiculously seriously; removing a box of drawing pins from the table, as, being in a blue box, they were 'politically influential'.

The most extruciating moment of her reign happened when a lady with a white stick and guide dog came in, supported by a helper. The helper led the lady slowly and carefully to the table, to register, and was duly given her voting slip.

As they both headed towards the booth my colleague trilled "Wait! You can't go in there with her!"

The helper patiently turned around. "She's blind. I am here to help her."

"Well" Mrs OverZealous shuffled her papers importantly "I have to ask her some questions first. Come back here."

Relucantly, and with a meaningful look at a nearby voter, the helper led the lady, plus dog, plus white stick, back to the table.

"Right!" said Mrs OverZealous, peering at the voter. "Question 1. Are you blind?"

I took a look at the voter, in her dark glasses, my gaze travelling down to her stick,and her guide dog waiting patiently by her side, and turned to my companion.

"Are you?" I asked.

Squirrel Wee Anyone?

2010-05-03T09:35:00.000-07:00

So, another Laughter-House Comedy night has come and gone. It’s the little things which make me laugh. Like the way that one comedian looked at me when I said ”I’m doing five minutes, just before you.”

You’d think I’d suggested that he go outside and drink a pint of squirrel wee. He obviously didn’t approve. You could see it in his eyes “Oh no, the promotor’s having a go at performing.”

Thing is, I know my Laughter-House audience. Most of them have been with me right from the off. I’d likely be lynched if I didn’t go on stage. Even if only briefly. They like my naughty verse. They like me talking about my muff. They’re familiar with it. In a manner of speaking.

It was a cracking atmosphere. Our headliner, Brendon Dempsey, was awesome. ”Have a good one” I said to him, just before he took to the stage. “Oh, I always do” he said, smiling. “Not sure about the audience though.”

Don’t believe a word of it. They loved him and his casual Irish charm and clever humour. I think he was better the other night than when I've seen him on the TV. A definite re-book for Mr Dempsey.

So…what next? Well, promotion for the next show I suppose. Thursday 20th May, so I’ll need to go into Basingstoke Town Centre and prat about as a sodding elf again just to raise awareness.

The things you have to do! Still, beats working at Irrational Squid, being bullied for a living.

If you want to come along, we'd love to see you. You can buy your tickets online through our website www.laughter-house.co.uk